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  • My thoughts before anything: maybe if i wasn't ugly
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my cousin accidently texted me instead of his wife
  • cousin: guess who's got two thumbs, a dick, and wants to rub himself against you like a tom cat in heat? THIS GUY. [nude picture of said cousin pointing at himself with both thumbs and an erection]
  • cousin: oh fuck oh fuck
  • cousin: broomy oh fuck no don't look shut your eyes
  • me: I NEVER KNEW YOU FELT THIS WAY
  • me: OUR LOVE IS FORBIDDEN BUT STRONG
  • cousin: no please don't
  • me: COME, MY WILD AND YOWLING TOM CAT. COME AND TAKE ME FOR I AM YOURS FOREVER.
  • cousin: I hate you.
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thebrightstar:

finchfry:

the best and most accurate thing

This literally NEVER gets old.

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disneyfansonly:

Love Disney? This blog is full of Disney Gifs!!

disneyfansonly:

Love Disney? This blog is full of Disney Gifs!!

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bruhcardi:

when u take off ur phone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn

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